Alright, it's not the best Photoshop ever done, but the idea was solid, right?
Anyways, Ryan Braun has been under a ton of duress lately after he tested positively for performance-enhancing drugs. The claim is that he unknowingly got the bad stuff in his system while taking medication to calm a wild case of genital (well they certainly aren't on his face) herpes. So basically we're looking at a win-win situation here. If Braun's appeal doesn't work out, he'll be suspended 50 games and his reputation will be ruined forever, but even if he does win the appeal and avoids the suspension, we'll all know that he has herpes, and the fun is endless from there.
For more information about all of this, check out this RumBunter article.
Stay pure, Pittsburgh!