Official Statement to the Media on Alleged Promised Corn Dogs

We here at mceffect.com value personal health. Also, we value strong family bonds. Even more than that, we value promises - even promises made over social media. It has come to my attention that somebody on the @McEffect twitter account promised followers corn dogs, and due to recent events, now owes them all corn dogs. Normally, we would do everything we can to come through on our promise. However, we feel that corn dogs neither support personal health or make family bonds stronger - so we will regretfully not be able to come through on said promise. What we will do for you is offer free apples and oranges to anyone who shows up at the Anderson household from June 6th through June 8th between the hours of 10 a.m. and 3 p.m. In addition to that, we will post a picture of a corn dog below this statement, please view it while embracing members of your family. Also, for the next calendar year, we promise to offer access to our website and twitter account free of charge. Thank you all for your consideration and cooperation.