The Pirates best offseason addition

So last year the Pirates made the playoffs for the first time in twenty years. In those two decades, the Pirates were more often compared to a AAA team than a team that had any real shot at making a run at the World Series. But that all ended last year and now we're on to a new era of Pirates baseball.

So what did the Pirates to do to start it all off? They got rid of their AAA featured soft drink and promoted themselves into the big leagues. This year when you go the ball yard and need some refreshment, you'll be buying Coca Cola, which is fantastic news.

Listen. Pepsi sucks. It's always sucked. You'll go to a restaurant and ask for a Coke and if by chance you're in a really bad restaurant, you'll get the old "is Pepsi okay?". Most people aren't complete assholes and they'll just agree to drink the inferior product, which is nice of them, but I really think sometimes in life you gotta look out for yourself and just disappointedly ask for an iced tea or something.

If you're going to pay $73 for a hot dog and a soft drink, you might as well get something that doesn't taste like shit, and at PNC Park this summer you'll be able to do just that. Enjoy it Pirate happiness fans.