Hate Poem, Brewers vs. Pirates Series Preview

Here's a short poem about how the Brewers suck:

Who the crap likes the Brewers? They really stink
Ryan Braun's panties are colored pink
The only thing Prince has more of than body fat is fatigue
They have to give him free buffet's so he doesn't eat half the National League
If the Pirates don't beat the Brewers this week I'll cry, I swear
Let's hope the Brewers boyfriends don't come, they play better when they're there

So that's my poem about the Brewers. Here's some real stuff:

Probable Starters
Game 1: Kevin Correia (2-0, 1.29) vs. Shaun Marcum (1-1, 4.22)
Game 2: Paul Maholm (0-1, 2.19) vs. Randy Wolf (0-2, 7.20)
Game 3: Jeff Karstens (1-0, 0.00) vs. Chris Narveson (1-0, 0.00)

More tomorrow. Let's Go Bucs.